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CARTA is just around the corner, and we are so excited for you to see what’s in store. We’ve brought together a unique and inspiring group of speakers, and our schedule is full of engaging events and meetups. Don’t miss out!
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TOP TEN REASONS TO BELONG TO CARTAÂ
AND COME TO CARTA CONFERENCES 😊
#10
Due to educational budget cuts for foreign languages, this reason was eliminated this year.
#9
CARTA is easier to spell than AATSEEL. Besides, the name, AATSEEL, sounds like a brand of plastic food containers or a tire repair kit. And the name, CARTA, can be typed with just the left hand.
#8
The backward R and N and all the other funny lookin'Â letters make sense.
#7
CARTA is a place where those of us who can't dance wish we could.
#6
CARTA is a place where Bears, Tiger, Jayhawks, Tarheels, Lobos, Buffaloes, Razorbacks, Longhorns, Sooners, Cowboys and many other creatures can gather in peace and harmony. But mommas still should let their babies grow up to be cowboys. [Willie Nelson song]
#5
CARTA is a place where the word, genitive, is not associated with a disease, but perhaps it should be. The word, accusative, does not refer to crime the word, dative, has little to do with your social life the word, instrumental, does not refer to a musical instrument and the word, nominative, has nothing to do with Clinton or Obama.
#4
CARTA is a place where the terms, perfective and imperfective, do not refer to one's appearance, wardrobe, performance or dance moves.
#3
CARTA is a place where fish eggs magically become caviar, bacon fat becomes salo, and that clear liquid in the bottle ain't Aqua Fina.
#2
CARTA is a place where the phrase, NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND, just means that all your students are on the tour bus.
#1
CARTA is a place where the dues are cheap, the food is good, the dancing is beyond description, and the fellowship is awesome.
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